No one ever wants the apple. They must be afraid there's a razor blade in me.
[sarcastic] Yeah, THAT'S the reason.
“Treehouse of Horror XXVIII” · Season 29
In this episode: Lisa Simpson (4), Maggie Simpson (3), Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Julius Hibbert (1)
[Homer eats a living chocolate bunny, who screams in pain]
Daaaad! I can't listen to this horror!
Okay, I'm onto it.
[Homer bites the mouth off]
Thank you.
Maggie, sweetie. You should be in bed.
[Maggie is revealed to be possessed by Pazuzu]
No one leaves alive!
Ooooh, her first words!
Someone's starting their terrible twos. [chuckles]
Someone's having an affair with his nurse!
[Bernice glares at Hibbert, who quickly takes out a thermometer]
Say "Ahh!"
Aaaahhhh-DULTERER!
[possessed] I am Pazuzu, demon of the southwest wind!
Wait, wait, so you're not even as powerful as the south wind or the west wind? How lame is that?
I used to be very important. Google it!
[Introducing the final story, "MMM... Homer"]
What you're about to see is so disgusting, you'll watch Game of Thrones to calm down. You have been warned!
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