They're using pancakes as spoons.
Ooh, let's see what else they're doing wrong.
S23The Food Wife
SPORTS stands for Strict Parental Oversight Rather Than Sports.
What if we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?
That's good, Marge. Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
How come they never call me fun mom?
A family's like a team. On every team, you have the slam dunking mega star and the referee.
But this was all I had!
GRGordon Ramsay
Stop your bloody winging Marge!
Aaah! Gordon Ramsay?
GRGordon Ramsay
You shut up big blue! Didn't you? Why did you invite Homer? He stole your bloody thunder. You're not as much fun as him and you'll never will be. [Marge cries] Darling, darling, crying's not fun. Homer's fun! Now get out of my dream!
It's my dream!
GRGordon Ramsay
Not anymore it's not! Ramsay, awake! [snaps his fingers, then awakes from his own bed] What in the hell was that?
DDeveloper
I have twins I've never met.
When you meet them, tell them your game is too easy.
From the dad that brought you cemetery paintball and go carts on real roads...
S23The Book Job
These aren't dinosaurs! Dinosaurs sing! [throws Barney doll into a dinosaur's mouth]
[getting scared] I wanna go back inside mommy. [tries to hide under Sarah's skirt]
It's not against the law to sleep in a Tyrannosaurus head!
SGSecurity Guard
Sir, you're inside an Allosaurus.
I demand to speak to my paleontologist!
NGNeil Gaiman
I've heisted myself to the bestseller list once again. And the most brilliant part is: I don't even know how to read!
I got the idea from every movie ever made.
[about Neil Gaiman] British Fonzie is right.
Is R.L. Stine here? Because you just gave me goosebumps.
[about the changes made to the group's novel] Don't feel bad. Before we got our hands on Twilight, it was about a girl who fell in love with a golem, but teens weren't going to spend their allowances to join 'Team Shmuel'!
Everybody knows you got the idea for the series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-Decker bus. How could that be made up?
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