TweenLit CEO quotes from The Simpsons

Is R.L. Stine here? Because you just gave me goosebumps.

[about the changes made to the group's novel] Don't feel bad. Before we got our hands on Twilight, it was about a girl who fell in love with a golem, but teens weren't going to spend their allowances to join 'Team Shmuel'!

He is the benevolent, enlightened president and CEO of Kwik-E-Mart – and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart. [CEO slurps his Squishee] He is the one I must ask to get my job back.

Approach, my sons.

You may ask me three questions.

That's great, because I only need one.

Homer

[interrupting] Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

Yes.

Homer

Really?

Yes.

Homer

You?

Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.

But – I must—

Thank you, come again.

But—

Thank you, come again.

Homer

Well, that was a big bust. Is he really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? [Apu growls, reaches towards Homer] No need to apologize, Apu – it was as much my fault as it was yours. [Apu pounces and strangles Homer] Okay, Apu ... I accept your apology! [both fight, topple off the path and fall down the mountain side]