I've come around on hipsters. It takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat.
“The Food Wife” · Season 23
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Marge Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Krusty the Clown (1)
Krustyland has a new ride, the Eyeballs of Death. It only passed the safety by a 3 to 2 vote. And that third didn't come cheap.
I don't eat anything new unless I've eaten it before.
They're using pancakes as spoons.
Ooh, let's see what else they're doing wrong.
SPORTS stands for Strict Parental Oversight Rather Than Sports.
What if we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?
That's good, Marge. Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
How come they never call me fun mom?
A family's like a team. On every team, you have the slam dunking mega star and the referee.
But this was all I had!
GRGordon Ramsay
Stop your bloody winging Marge!
Aaah! Gordon Ramsay?
GRGordon Ramsay
You shut up big blue! Didn't you? Why did you invite Homer? He stole your bloody thunder. You're not as much fun as him and you'll never will be. [Marge cries] Darling, darling, crying's not fun. Homer's fun! Now get out of my dream!
It's my dream!
GRGordon Ramsay
Not anymore it's not! Ramsay, awake! [snaps his fingers, then awakes from his own bed] What in the hell was that?
DDeveloper
I have twins I've never met.
When you meet them, tell them your game is too easy.
From the dad that brought you cemetery paintball and go carts on real roads...
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