“The Book Job” quotes from The Simpsons

These aren't dinosaurs! Dinosaurs sing! [throws Barney doll into a dinosaur's mouth]

[getting scared] I wanna go back inside mommy. [tries to hide under Sarah's skirt]

Homer

It's not against the law to sleep in a Tyrannosaurus head!

Sir, you're inside an Allosaurus.

Homer

I demand to speak to my paleontologist!

I've heisted myself to the bestseller list once again. And the most brilliant part is: I don't even know how to read!

Lisa

I got the idea from every movie ever made.

Homer

[about Neil Gaiman] British Fonzie is right.

Is R.L. Stine here? Because you just gave me goosebumps.

[about the changes made to the group's novel] Don't feel bad. Before we got our hands on Twilight, it was about a girl who fell in love with a golem, but teens weren't going to spend their allowances to join 'Team Shmuel'!

Lisa

Everybody knows you got the idea for the series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-Decker bus. How could that be made up?

Bart

The point of the dinosaurs is: no matter what we do, an asteroid is going to wipe us out. So we should party hard and wreck the place!

Homer

Yeah, why should the asteroid have all the fun?!

[Shrieks] A troll!

Hey, I ain't a troll! Look, I bleed red, just like you! [He pokes a needle on his finger. Green blood leaked out of Moe's finger.] The first part is always green. It turns red!