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The Simpsons · Season 23

Homer and Security Guard in “The Book Job”

Homer

It's not against the law to sleep in a Tyrannosaurus head!

SGSecurity Guard

Sir, you're inside an Allosaurus.

Homer

I demand to speak to my paleontologist!

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