[looking at the Jumbo-Tron] Oh my, God! That's my wife, and she's crying!
S14Bart of War
S14Moe Baby Blues
THToy Homer
I peed my pants....
I recorded that for private use!
EDElmo Doll
[slaps Moe] No means no for Elmo!
S15 E1Treehouse of Horror XIV
[Death arrives at the Simpsons house]
DDeath
I...AM...DEATH.
Death? We don't want any. [Closes the door, Death breaks through it with his scythe]
DDeath
I HAVE COME FOR BART SIMPSON.
Bart, run like the "wine-d"!
Mom, it's "wind"!
Well, I only read it in books.
This is for Snowball I and J.F.K.! [Hits Death with a bowling ball. Death's jaw falls out as he falls to the floor and dies. His contract for Bart disappears as well as his scythe, which was holding Bart up]
Cool.
Dad, do you realize what you've done? You've created a world without death!
Does this mean they'll never cancel The Jim Belushi Show?
I guess so.
NOOOOOOOO!
[voice only] Hey, wait a minute! [removes the sheet, revealing Selma with Marge's hair attached to it with tape on it] This isn't Marge, this is her fat sister; Selma.
It's Patty, chump! [takes off on his motorcycle]
YFYoung Frink Jr.
I don't wanna go on this oceanographic expedition, father. I get seasick taking a shower. Clean, but nauseous.
Clean but nauseous! With the rolling and the heaving, and the - you make me sick! You've disgraced the name of John Nerdelbaum Frink.
YFYoung Frink Jr.
But, father, I...
[Frink Sr. leaves and Frink Jr. cries]
[as Frink Sr. rips his heart out of his throat] I'm dying! And there's heaven! And who's that? Confucious? Milton Berle? Boy, have I been barking at the wrong tree! [collapses]
Mother always said a curvy spine is the devil's roller coaster. [Frink Sr. grabs Seymour's back] Hey, you can't have that! [Frink Sr. removes the spine and Seymour's body deflates, causing him to fall on the ground]
[after he is revived] So, what am I? Some kind of Tin-Can Man from Planet Tomorrow?
Sir, your son has brought you back into the 21st century. It's a lot like the 20th, except everyone's afraid and the stock market is much lower.
Polly don't like that cracker!
FJProfessor Frink Jr.
Father, you're dying again, but I can bring you back to life, sir.
Son, it doesn't take 5 brains in your head to know that's a bad idea. You saw I had become a monster and you stopped me, like a man. I'm proud of you. Now it's time for me to go to Hell. Ow-ooo, ooo-ow-oy, oy-oo-ow, dead. [moves weirdly and drops dead]
[Frink Jr. cries for his father's death; Jennifer Garner & Dudley Herschbach observe]
JGJennifer Garner
This is the most exciting Nobel Prize ceremony ever!
DHDudley Herschbach
I disagree.
[notices Bart hit the button on stopwatch and her finger is stuck on her nose] What the...?
People, Springfield is in Crisis. Fingers have been shoved up Noses, Pants have been pulled down and (Click) Mayors (Click) have (Click) been (Click) Repeatedly (Click) Humiliated.
MMoe
[holding a limb leg during the chase] To repeat what I said a moment ago: you are so dead!
S15 E2My Mother the Carjacker
[to Mona] Look, Mom! Look! I'm riding by myself! [enters a wrong lane and screams]
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