Professor Frink Sr quotes from The Simpsons

I don't wanna go on this oceanographic expedition, father. I get seasick taking a shower. Clean, but nauseous.

Professor Frink Sr.

Clean but nauseous! With the rolling and the heaving, and the - you make me sick! You've disgraced the name of John Nerdelbaum Frink.

But, father, I...

Professor Frink Sr.

[after he is revived] So, what am I? Some kind of Tin-Can Man from Planet Tomorrow?

Lisa

Sir, your son has brought you back into the 21st century. It's a lot like the 20th, except everyone's afraid and the stock market is much lower.

Professor Frink Sr.

Polly don't like that cracker!

Father, you're dying again, but I can bring you back to life, sir.

Professor Frink Sr.

Son, it doesn't take 5 brains in your head to know that's a bad idea. You saw I had become a monster and you stopped me, like a man. I'm proud of you. Now it's time for me to go to Hell. Ow-ooo, ooo-ow-oy, oy-oo-ow, dead. [moves weirdly and drops dead]

This is the most exciting Nobel Prize ceremony ever!

I disagree.