The Simpsons Season 36 quotes

Luigi

I want-a my mamma!

Eh, what you should want is a lawyer. How's about-a both?

Luigi

[holding a pizza] It's-a not-a looking a-good, Mamma. They gonna send-a me away forever.

Judge Snyder

Counselor Mamma, your closing argument?

Don't you dare take-a my sweet, sweet, sweet baby boy to jail. You want to kill an old woman?

Next week, on the Mamma-At-Law... Civil forfeitures laws unfairly discriminate against low income communities.

I believe every great dish is born of dreams. I'll often awaken with a new creation fully formed in my head. Every morning, I go to the farmer's market to get inspired. Each ingredient becomes a character in the story of lunch. Today's story is, I have 14 bucks and 500 kids to feed. Salt. Fat. Acid. Heat. No, thanks.

I've eaten in restaurants all over the world, and Lunchlady Dora's doing things I never thought were possible... or legal. Someone needs to stop her. Maybe the government?

When I present my food, I want it to evoke an emotion. Panic.

Ah! [He fells]

Agnes Skinner

So, hi. This is my first time on one of these sites. I'm not really sure how this works, but it's time to admit that I'm lonely. Janice passed away six months ago, and I'm finally ready to open my heart to a new enemy. We were at war for 50 years. Oh, God. What a nemesis she was. The most loathsome, sorry excuse for a human being you ever met. May she burn in Hell. I know you're not supposed to talk about your ex, but that relationship is a part of me. Anyway. Ever since I spit on her ugly grave, I've been alone. I'm looking for someone in my rage bracket. I'm not young. I don't have time to waste exchanging passive-aggressive emails or shooting hostile stares across the supermarket. I'm looking for a real commitment. [On phone] If you think that could be you, reach out. I just wanna make someone miserable for the rest of their worthless life. Hmph! [He chiming in phone]

Rayshelle Peyton

Oh, Milhouse fell down. I think he's okay, but it looks like the poor guy's about to... [Milhouse wailing]

Rayshelle Peyton

Doesn't betting on bad things happening to children feel just a bit wrong?

Miss Hoover

I feel nothing and I'm fine with that.

Groundskeeper Willie

It's Sheri.

Dewey Largo

Oh, yes! Yes!

Groundskeeper Willie

Correction, the faller is Teri. Repeat, Teri.

Luann

Now, you must be ready for a nap.

Bart

No, I have to save... [yawns] ...the lady.

Luann

Nighty nighty. [closes and locks the door]

Homer

THIS IS BULL! I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO SULLY SULLENBERGER!

Marge

Homer, stop it! You always do this. You'll get us banned.

Homer

So? We'll take our business elsewh--

Marge

There is no elsewhere. Because of your past behavior, you're on the No Fly List of every other airline in the country. Even Spirit.

Every time you pull his finger, his pants cough.

Todd

Jesus is God's Rod.

Homer

[laughing] Jesus is God's Rod.

Blasphemy.

Homer

A million dollars!

Bart

I don't want stew. I want mac and cheese.

Homer

[turns red in anger] Eat your million-dollar stew. [grabs Bart's head and forces him to eat his bowl of stew]