Judge Snyder quotes from The Simpsons

Krusty, have you ever seen this so-called "animation genius" before?

Krusty

Yes, I have!

You have?!

Krusty

I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence, BUT HE NEVER DID IT!

Chester

Those blintzes were terrible!

Krusty

PAINT MY FENCE!

Chester

Make me!

Krusty

[charges at Chester and starts punching him] YOU GIVE ME BACK THOSE BLINTZES, THEN!

Snyder

Order, order! We don't care about your blintzes!

Lionel Hutz

Now, Mr. Lampwick, when Roger Myers stole your character...

Objection.

Snyder

Sustained.

Hutz

Urgh! If I hear "objection" and "sustained" one more time today, I think I'm going to scream!

Objection.

Snyder

Sustained.

Chester

Roger Myers didn't create any of his characters. He stole them all.

Judge Harm

Bartholomew Simpson, I am sentencing you to 5 years in juvenile hall. [Raises her gavel as the family gasps, suddenly Harm's gavel is taken from her] Huh?

Judge Snyder

[Holding the gavel] Well, I'm back from my vacation.

Judge Harm

[tries to complain] But I was about to pound the gavel, making the sentence official!

Judge Snyder

[cuts her off] Sorry, but I put my clown down. [Gesturing to his clown knickknack on the bench]

Judge Harm

[tries to complain again] But, I was going to--

[cuts her off again] The clown is down.

Judge Harm

Ugh! [Storms off]

Judge Snyder

Homer Simpson, you are hereby sentenced to ten years in the federal penitentiary.

Homer

It's okay. It's okay. I can be out in 18 months with good behavior.

Bart

We're Simpsons, Dad. We don't do good behavior.

Homer

[turn red in anger] Don't tell me I'm not capable of good behavior! [starts strangling Bart, then stops, turns his face normal]

Luigi

[holding a pizza] It's-a not-a looking a-good, Mamma. They gonna send-a me away forever.

Judge Snyder

Counselor Mamma, your closing argument?

Don't you dare take-a my sweet, sweet, sweet baby boy to jail. You want to kill an old woman?