Luigi quotes from The Simpsons

Luigi

Now that's a spicy meet-cube!

Luigi

Go ahead, Bart. Take-a the Bonestorm.

The store, she's so rich! She'll-a never notice!

Duh, it's the company's fault for makin' ya want it so much.

Don't do it, son. How's that game gonna help your putting?

Just take it! Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it! TAKE IT!

Luigi

Homer is out of control. He gave me a bad review. So my friend put a horse head on the bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review! True Story.

Argh, well I've had it with Homer. His bad reviews are sinking our businesses.

Then, why did you put yours in the window?

Argh, it's covered up the 'D' from the health inspector.

Well, I say we ban Homer from our restaurants.

No, that would be impolite. I say we kill him!

Hold on a minute. Are we changing to murderers.

Does that answer your question?

We'll kill him at the taste of Springfield Festival. We'll make him eat until he can eat no more. Then, he can have just dessert.

This will be Homer Simpson's last lagniappe.

Come on, you're going to kill him with a pastry? I've seen this man eat a bowl of change!

This éclair is over one million calories. Twenty-five pounds of butter per square inch. Covered with chocolate so dark that light cannot escape its surface. [The chefs reach for the picture] No, no, no! This is just a picture. But Homer Simpson will find the real thing both delicious and deadly.

Ah, yes, Death by Chocolate.

...and poison, I'll stick in some poison. [Restaurant Owners Laughing Evilly]

Lindsey Naegle

I dream of an America with nudity and F-words on network TV. Where the whole world doesn't stop because a school bus did. Children are the future... today belongs to me!

[with their fists raised] YAY!

Homer Simpson

You can’t change the rules in the middle of the game! We never would've had these kids if we thought we had to pay for them. Promises were made!

Luigi

Hey, tough tortellini! I am a-sick and a-tired of printing a-children's menu! Let Mickey Meatball find his own way out of the maze! [spits] Apooey!

Mel

We're sick and tired of buying overpriced tickets for your lousy school plays!

Marge

Then how would we ever get to see Camelot?!

Mel

We'll merely watch the movie on tape!

Marge

Hmm..., is that better? Well, to me, Ralph Wiggum is Sir Lancelot.

[singing] If ever I would leave you, it wouldn't be in summer!

BOOOOOOOOOO!

Lindsey Naegle

Ladies and Gentlemen! Let's kill every child... FRIENDLY THING IN TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

[As they were dismissed to take actions] YAY!

Squeaky-voiced Teen

It's time to put away my childish things... [in a deep voice] ...and become a man!

Luigi

I want-a my mamma!

Eh, what you should want is a lawyer. How's about-a both?

Luigi

[holding a pizza] It's-a not-a looking a-good, Mamma. They gonna send-a me away forever.

Judge Snyder

Counselor Mamma, your closing argument?

Don't you dare take-a my sweet, sweet, sweet baby boy to jail. You want to kill an old woman?