Luann quotes from The Simpsons

Bernice

Julius!

Clancy!

Chalmers

Skinner?

Agnes

Seymour!

Seymour

Mother...

Selma

[off-screen] Patty?

Brandine

Cletus!

... Oh, uh... Barney.

Clancy!

Chief Wiggum

Hey, come on, you did me twice.

Mr. Burns

Smithers?

My... my parents insisted I give it a try, sir.

Luann

Mayor Quimby!

Uh, well, that could be any mayor.

Marge

I rest my case.

Er, uh, well... eh, in light of these new facts, of which I now realize I was largely aware, I must take action. All in favor of demolishing our beloved burlesque house, raise your hands.

Bart

Ah, my first sucker! [chuckles]

Moleman

Oh, a dollar. Now I can have lunch! [tries to grab the bill when his glasses fell, making him see perfectly] Hmm?! It's a trick! I never needed these. [throws his glasses and walks away. Bart groans]

Cletus

Oh, lookie here, it's the old fishing line on a dollar bill prank. Man, even a backwoods, no account, inbred, lead-paint-eating, kerosene-huffing, roadkill-chomping, uh... what was my point? [walks away]

Kirk

[to Luann] That is a practical joke, Luann. Which is too bad, because I desperately need that dollar. Yeah, I could also use the fishing line to get some dinner.

Luann

Bart, if Milhouse is hiding with you, tell him he has to shop for school clothes. [Milhouse comes out from behind the bushes]

Yay!! School clothes!

Marge Simpson

Luann, we're not feeling very "woo." What we're feeling is woo-ried.

Bernice Hibbert

Mm-hmm.

This is an intervention.

Luann

I don't have a problem with drinking.

Lindsey Naegle

It's not the wine.

Marge

Luann, you have an addiction to wine merch.

Lindsey Naegle

The question is: Do you want to live your life like this?

Luann

Oh! And I suppose all your throw pillows just say nothing. Anyway, it's not like it's hurting anyone.

Isn't it?

Marge

Luann, we're here for you.

Luann

But... but being a funny wine mom is my thing. I have absolutely nothing else in my life. [He starting to crying, Milhouse sighs]

Marge

You like coffee, right? What if your new personality was coffee?

Luann

Coffee merch doesn't get me there!

Bernice Hibbert

Chocolate?

Luann

"It's chocolate o'clock somewhere"? That makes no sense, Bernice.

Miss Hoover

How about "proud slut"?

Luann

Hmm... hmm... I love it.

Luann

Now, you must be ready for a nap.

Bart

No, I have to save... [yawns] ...the lady.

Luann

Nighty nighty. [closes and locks the door]