Marge, I was just being a good husband by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.
S24Adventures in Baby-Getting
Oh no, Lisa's face! It's the same.
I hope you're happy. You all just wasted your time working your way into an after school class. Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Ralph: Aahhh!
Geez. I mean I'm no Luis Guzmán, but I'm alright.
S24Gone Abie Gone
[plugs Marge's ears, talks quieter] One onion rings, please.
Wait, the frog in the trench coat is Kermit too.
All the frogs in that show are Kermit. Keeps all the other frog actors out of work.
MMoe
Hey, don't you badmouth this country. Compared to the rest of the third-world, we're doing great.
That's one way to avoid drunk driving.
Another way is don't drink.
I'm not Superman.
And I don't think you're boring. It's just that in today's multi-channel environment you have too many choices. Look at Sunday night! There's like eight amazing shows, none of them on Fox.
Happy Anni...birth...tine's...shark week?
S24Penny-Wiseguys
But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.
And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.
DDan
Fat Tony, a word?
How about meringue?
DDan
That's a great word.
We are bleeding red ink, which is the only thing we should not be bleeding.
[saddened] Oh, what I wouldn't give for an anvil to fall on me. [an anvil falls on him] D'oh!
DDan
How do you keep finding me?
You really should tweet less.
DDan
But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.
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