But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.
And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.
“Penny-Wiseguys” · Season 24
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Fit-Fat Tony (2), Lisa Simpson (1), Lunchlady Doris (1)
DDan
Fat Tony, a word?
How about meringue?
DDan
That's a great word.
We are bleeding red ink, which is the only thing we should not be bleeding.
[saddened] Oh, what I wouldn't give for an anvil to fall on me. [an anvil falls on him] D'oh!
DDan
How do you keep finding me?
You really should tweet less.
DDan
But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.
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