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The Simpsons · Season 24

Lisa and Lunchlady Doris in “Penny-Wiseguys”

Lisa

But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.

LDLunchlady Doris

And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.

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