Stopping all Americans from voting is for the protection of all Americans.
“Adventures in Baby-Getting” · Season 24
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Rich Texan (1)
Marge, I was just being a good husband by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.
Oh no, Lisa's face! It's the same.
I hope you're happy. You all just wasted your time working your way into an after school class. Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Ralph: Aahhh!
Geez. I mean I'm no Luis Guzmán, but I'm alright.
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