The Simpsons · Season 15
I know what you're hiding, lad. Willie's been deaf since the boiler explosion of 88. But I've taught myself to read lips.
Morning, Willie!
What did you say about my mother!? For your information her feet stank cause she works in manure all day, but it's still the best damn Starbucks in Glasgow.
[Bart accidentally moons the U.S. flag]
How dare he?! That's the flag my grandpappy rebelled against!
[Principal Skinner summons Homer and Marge into his office after Bart, accidentally, moons the U.S. flag]
Your child's behavior appalls me, not just as a principal, but as a veteran of America's only losing war!
To date.
I swear, Bart didn't know what he was doing. He was deaf!
Oh sure Marge, [shows Homer and Marge a file of photos] just like Blind Bart, Wheelchair Bart, Pregnant Bart, and my personal favorite, Railroad spike through head Bart.
Yeah, kids love trains.
[As the Simpsons swim away from Alcatraz] Swim for San Francisco!
We're not made of money! We'll swim for Oakland!
[to the Simpsons] Mes amis, we hate American too! Come to France, and we shall mock the country that saved us twice from the Germans!
In tonight's face-off, I'll be debating Channel Six movie ghoulie Boobarella on the subject of our new boss C. Montgomery Burns. My view, he's a great leader and a gallant American.
He's got a heart as big as my boobs!
I guess we'll have to agree to agree on this one.
Booobs!
This is an outrage. Since when are public figures fair game for satire?
Well your goons did run her off the road sir.
I can't be held responsible for what my goons were ordered to do.
These batteries have to power everything in our house. [inserts Spice Girls tape] YO, I tell you what I want what I really really want what I want what I want I'll tell you what I want! [Batteries die] That was totally worth it.
[spots the moon's laser image] Way to go, Moon Milhouse!
See Lisa, instead of one big-shot controlling all the media, now there's a thousand freaks xeroxing their worthless opinions.
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