[Principal Skinner summons Homer and Marge into his office after Bart, accidentally, moons the U.S. flag]
Your child's behavior appalls me, not just as a principal, but as a veteran of America's only losing war!
To date.
I swear, Bart didn't know what he was doing. He was deaf!
Oh sure Marge, [shows Homer and Marge a file of photos] just like Blind Bart, Wheelchair Bart, Pregnant Bart, and my personal favorite, Railroad spike through head Bart.
Yeah, kids love trains.
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