Rich Texan quotes from The Simpsons

Rich Texan

[after the runaway tree destroys Hemp World] Yeehaw! Score one for the bad guys!

Rich Texan

How dare he?! That's the flag my grandpappy rebelled against!

The Rich Texan

Stopping all Americans from voting is for the protection of all Americans.

Rich Texan

May the Lord have mercy on your gas-sniffin' orphan-beatin' souls.

Homer

Christ be with you.

The Rich Texan

I'm gonna win me a Nuclear Plant.

Dream on Bitch!

Mayor Quimby

Thanks to Lisa Simpson's tireless and tiresome advocacy, Springfield will now be providing free LED light bulbs to every household.

The Rich Texan

I can use the money I save to pay for these louder bullets!

Sideshow Mel

I applaud Springfield for finally embracing a progressive idea.

The Rich Texan

Whoa, Nelly! It's a progressive idea? Well, now I hate it.