It's Homer before his boobs came in.
S24Treehouse of Horror XXIII
Awww, sweetie, sometimes a mysterious invisible being from hell waits for a family to go to sleep then kills them. Now, go to bed.
A black hole...[whispering] I'm sorry, can we call it that?
Come on, you can't look at that infinitely dense little guy and not want to feed it something.
Oh my God, Particle!
MMoe
Man, soccer's even boring for the ball.
SMSatan-Moe
[reacting to Homer giving oral sex to him which is censored by a blanket on the camera] Ohhh yea-- Cinnamooooon cinamon CINAMOOOOON!
I'm here to take my life back!
I thought this might happen. So I mastered Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Crawl atop me and meet your doom!
Not so fast! Say hello the United Federation of Homers Through History!
BHBishop Homer
Crush them, in the name of Jebus!
S24Adventures in Baby-Getting
Stopping all Americans from voting is for the protection of all Americans.
Marge, I was just being a good husband by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.
Oh no, Lisa's face! It's the same.
I hope you're happy. You all just wasted your time working your way into an after school class. Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Ralph: Aahhh!
Geez. I mean I'm no Luis Guzmán, but I'm alright.
S24Gone Abie Gone
[plugs Marge's ears, talks quieter] One onion rings, please.
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