Now to get my comic book and explore a world where no one's mad at George Lucas.
“Treehouse of Horror XXIII” · Season 24
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Bart Simpson (2), Moe Szyslak (1), Professor Frink (1), Artie Ziff (1)
It's Homer before his boobs came in.
Awww, sweetie, sometimes a mysterious invisible being from hell waits for a family to go to sleep then kills them. Now, go to bed.
A black hole...[whispering] I'm sorry, can we call it that?
Come on, you can't look at that infinitely dense little guy and not want to feed it something.
Oh my God, Particle!
MMoe
Man, soccer's even boring for the ball.
SMSatan-Moe
[reacting to Homer giving oral sex to him which is censored by a blanket on the camera] Ohhh yea-- Cinnamooooon cinamon CINAMOOOOON!
I'm here to take my life back!
I thought this might happen. So I mastered Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Crawl atop me and meet your doom!
Not so fast! Say hello the United Federation of Homers Through History!
BHBishop Homer
Crush them, in the name of Jebus!
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