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The Simpsons · Season 24

Homer and Artie Ziff in “Treehouse of Horror XXIII”

I'm here to take my life back!

I thought this might happen. So I mastered Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Crawl atop me and meet your doom!

Not so fast! Say hello the United Federation of Homers Through History!

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