Wait, the frog in the trench coat is Kermit too.
All the frogs in that show are Kermit. Keeps all the other frog actors out of work.
S24Gone Abie Gone
MMoe
Hey, don't you badmouth this country. Compared to the rest of the third-world, we're doing great.
That's one way to avoid drunk driving.
Another way is don't drink.
I'm not Superman.
And I don't think you're boring. It's just that in today's multi-channel environment you have too many choices. Look at Sunday night! There's like eight amazing shows, none of them on Fox.
Happy Anni...birth...tine's...shark week?
S24Penny-Wiseguys
But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.
And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.
DDan
Fat Tony, a word?
How about meringue?
DDan
That's a great word.
We are bleeding red ink, which is the only thing we should not be bleeding.
[saddened] Oh, what I wouldn't give for an anvil to fall on me. [an anvil falls on him] D'oh!
DDan
How do you keep finding me?
You really should tweet less.
DDan
But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.
S24A Tree Grows in Springfield
A paper-based read-a-ma-jig? What are we, cavemen?
I don't care for silent auctions. It just encourages hovering.
Free Tibet! You heard me, free him now!
"Hope"? Is this one of those coincidences, like Jesus on a tortilla or George Washington on a dollar bill?
S24The Day the Earth Stood Cool
TRT-Rex
T.V.? We don't own a T.V.
I didn't know that was an option.
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