[the Simpsons are seated as normal when a hover vehicle driven by Rick and Morty runs the family into goo]
Oh my God, Morty! What did you do?! You killed the Simpsons, Morty!
Oh my God! No! No, ahh..-I-I-I didn't mean to! There's so much Si-Simpsons!
Oh, goo— oh God, look at the baby one! Oh my God, Morty! You killed the entire Simpsons, Morty! They're a beloved fahhh-mily, Morty! They're-they're-they're-they're a national treasure and you killed them!
Ahh... I'm just a kid! I'm just a kid, I don't wanna go to jail!
Relax, Morty, calm down, we'll take care of it. [scoops goo into vial] Okay, I want you to take that vial of Simpsons goo [shoots portal] and this picture to this address. They'll make us new Simpsons. You understand me, Morty?
Me?! Wh-wh-what are you gonna do?!
Morty, I gotta clean this place up before somebody comes snooping around. You know many characters there are in The Simpsons, Morty? There's like a billion cha-ahracters. Th-they did an episode were George Bush was their neighbor.
Alright, can't argue with that.
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