They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people.
S26The Man Who Came to Be Dinner
S26Bart's New Friend
You did it, Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
What about me?
You're in the top hundred.
Booyah!
Now you're not.
Okay, Marge, we can go to the circus, maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.
I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom!
DDon
It's like rooting for the Cubs, you keep thinking they'll make it, and then you realize they never ever will.
S26The Musk Who Fell To Earth
No, mine was rubber mats in the decontamination showers, also water in the decontamination showers.
Never!
For a man who likes electric cars, he sure burns a lot of rocket fuel.
Between your genius and my nothing, we make a great team. Come on, give me a hug!
Fine, we'll both go, and if anyone asks you something you don't understand, just say protons.
Squaky, until I met you, I never thought I could love something bald.
S26Walking Big & Tall
Bart, I believe you're forgetting America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader, Professor X of the X-Men.
It's not that Professor X wouldn't get up, it's that he couldn't!
Aw, jeez, I thought writing another hit song would be easier.
Well, it would have helped if you hadn't crumpled up all the paper before we wrote anything on it.
So from now on you can never call me by these names: chubby, chunky, blobbo, slobbo, fat guy, Michelin Man, Stay Puft, Chumbawumba, It is Balloon!, Papa Grande, Augustus Gloop, beached whale, big boned, Wisconsin Skinny, butterball, dump truck, jelly belly, pudgy wudgy, lard butt, blubberino, Buddah belly, Hurry Eat Tubman, one ton soup, blob saget, Chub hub, Calvin Cool whip, Manfred Mannboobs, 21 Lump Street, Walking 'Before' Picture, fatso, Harvey Milk Chocolate, Obese want Cannoli, Mahatma Gumbo, Salvador Deli, Elmer Pantry, KFC and the Sponge Cake Band, Snackie Oneassis, The Foody Blues, Hoagie Carmichael, and wide load.
Marge, you're my wife of ten years and I love you, but I must observe the teachings of this man I just met tonight. Now the first thing I have to do is make amends with the bathroom scale.
I have so many questions for you. First or all, is this floor reinforced?
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