Bart, I believe you're forgetting America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader, Professor X of the X-Men.
It's not that Professor X wouldn't get up, it's that he couldn't!
“Walking Big & Tall” · Season 26
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Bart Simpson (3), Lisa Simpson (1), Hans Moleman (1)
Aw, jeez, I thought writing another hit song would be easier.
Well, it would have helped if you hadn't crumpled up all the paper before we wrote anything on it.
So from now on you can never call me by these names: chubby, chunky, blobbo, slobbo, fat guy, Michelin Man, Stay Puft, Chumbawumba, It is Balloon!, Papa Grande, Augustus Gloop, beached whale, big boned, Wisconsin Skinny, butterball, dump truck, jelly belly, pudgy wudgy, lard butt, blubberino, Buddah belly, Hurry Eat Tubman, one ton soup, blob saget, Chub hub, Calvin Cool whip, Manfred Mannboobs, 21 Lump Street, Walking 'Before' Picture, fatso, Harvey Milk Chocolate, Obese want Cannoli, Mahatma Gumbo, Salvador Deli, Elmer Pantry, KFC and the Sponge Cake Band, Snackie Oneassis, The Foody Blues, Hoagie Carmichael, and wide load.
Marge, you're my wife of ten years and I love you, but I must observe the teachings of this man I just met tonight. Now the first thing I have to do is make amends with the bathroom scale.
I have so many questions for you. First or all, is this floor reinforced?
Thinking back, I'm kinda surprised Mom and Dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom.
Simpler times.
I didn't write it. I brought it from a salesman who was selling it to half the towns in America. I didn't think you'd find out because I never thought any of us would go anywhere.
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