LMr. Lassen
We should team up, I can get you out of here.
A partner, intriguing, who gets to gut him like a little pot-bellied salmon?
LMr. Lassen
I assumed we'd take turns.
No deal.
“Blazed and Confused” · Season 26
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Principal Skinner (2), Superintendent Chalmers (2), Bart Simpson (1), Sideshow Bob (1)
According to this file from Blazing Guy's secret security, your behavior was so egregious we can do something that we've never done before - fire a teacher.
Hand in your red pen...oh, I'm not gonna pass fingernail inspection tonight.
A camping we will go.
[singing] But where I still don't know.
A place that's filled with sun and sand, a desert steamed from Disneyland, keep expectations low.
Oh, Marge, I can't stand it when you cry at dinner. The pork chops look traumatized, the mashed potatoes can't stand to watch, even the children seem upset.
Seymour, your new teacher is...everybody pray!
This is a public school.
I said pray!
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