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The Simpsons · Season 26

Superintendent Chalmers and Principal Skinner in “Blazed and Confused”

SCSuperintendent Chalmers

According to this file from Blazing Guy's secret security, your behavior was so egregious we can do something that we've never done before - fire a teacher.

Principal Skinner

Hand in your red pen...oh, I'm not gonna pass fingernail inspection tonight.

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