What I feel is envy.
Wow! He's right.
“Covercraft” · Season 26
In this episode: Homer Simpson (10), Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Moe Szyslak (1), Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (1)
What's a game show?
Something you make sketches about.
Lisa, how many times have I told you to bow down to our corporate overlords?
I want his fame and fortune so much. Why must the lords of rock be so cruel?
Oh, what kind of erotic asphyxia?
Yep, it's all about the music and it would take a pretty unforeseen circumstance to make that change. Pretty unforeseen.
This is embarrassing to admit, but I haven't even thought about gels.
I don't have what it takes to play the guitar.
Oh no, King Toots is closed. Dad, you're going to have to take me to the big Fox music store.
MMoe
You call that a left testicle, Toot?
Apu has a rich life here in Springfield: a store full of great products, a lovely him-type wife, and eight super kids: Anoop, Sandeep, Nabendu, Gheet, Pria, Uma, Poonam, Sashi...
AApu
Shut your mouth! I want to do it!
You know what? Apu leaving is the best thing that ever happened to this band. We're gonna be like Genesis after Peter Gabriel left.
You mean more popular but not as good?
[angrily to Bart] Phil Collins-era Genesis is not as good, huh? "No Reply at All," "Land of Confusion," "Throwing it All Away," "Illegal Alien," "I Can't Dance," and I'm sure I don't need to mention "Invisible Touch"! Hmph! [angrily goes to the kitchen]
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