I never would have suspected the one criminal in town.
S25Luca$
Justin Blobber over there doesn't remind you of anyone?
Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom.
At least we hope it's bottom.
Wow...this looks just like the dress you wore on Project Runway!
S25Days of Future Future
Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.
You used up all your clones you fat, fat, fat reckless, fat pig.
You can live with your no good son.
Hey, what did I do?
Nothing for 30 years. You're perfect for each other.
I am as healthy as a horse.
Horses only live 30 years.
S25What to Expect When Bart's Expecting
Oh, why are you doing this to me, booze? I drank every kind of you.
Why do they call this a yard of ale?
Easy. After you drink it, you're passed out in a yard.
[Groundskeeper Willie has been talked into posing nude for Evelyn Trunch's art class]
Oh, I just came in to take out the trash!
ETEvelyn Trunch
And you shall leave immortal! Also, take out the trash.
I admit, I did make a voodoo doll of Mrs. Trunch. But I just asked for a stomachache, not a baby!
Classic wish maker's mistake: vague language.
GOGuy Outside the Tent
'[to Jimbo] Yeah, you know...I just don't think we're gonna get in to see him today.
Do you know how embarrassed I was to get a call at my arraignment for my behavior during the pub crawl because of a voodoo curse my son placed on his art teacher?
A minute of fun, a lifetime of work. I've never heard of a pregnancy like this.
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