Oh, why are you doing this to me, booze? I drank every kind of you.
“What to Expect When Bart's Expecting” · Season 25
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Principal Skinner (1), Lenny Leonard (1), Carl Carlson (1), Groundskeeper Willie (1)
Why do they call this a yard of ale?
Easy. After you drink it, you're passed out in a yard.
[Groundskeeper Willie has been talked into posing nude for Evelyn Trunch's art class]
Oh, I just came in to take out the trash!
ETEvelyn Trunch
And you shall leave immortal! Also, take out the trash.
I admit, I did make a voodoo doll of Mrs. Trunch. But I just asked for a stomachache, not a baby!
Classic wish maker's mistake: vague language.
GOGuy Outside the Tent
'[to Jimbo] Yeah, you know...I just don't think we're gonna get in to see him today.
Do you know how embarrassed I was to get a call at my arraignment for my behavior during the pub crawl because of a voodoo curse my son placed on his art teacher?
A minute of fun, a lifetime of work. I've never heard of a pregnancy like this.
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