Just once I'd like your father to be on a Jumbotron for something good.
“Moonshine River” · Season 24
In this episode: Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1)
You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy. Which is that love doesn't exist except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that, it's just hanging out with someone who kinda hates you, but you can't get it together to leave.
Come on, Dad. You love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated: Old Penn Station and Shea stadium.
MMoe
If the late great Nora Ephron taught us anything, it's that - oh, what's my other inflatable doll doing here?!?
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