She's under a lot of stress, her husband's at sea.
S26The Wreck of the Relationship
Homie, the fantasy draft just ended. I got you five kickers. It is called football, right?
[runs to Milhouse with Bart watching a red band trailer] Brief nudity!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Hour 1, Homer tells Bart to eat his broccoli]
Eat your broccoli.
No.
[Hour 3, Homer tells Bart again]
Eat your broccoli.
No.
[Hour 7, Homer and Bart sleeping on the dinner table and Homer turns Bart’s Krusty alarm clock off and tells Bart to eat his broccoli again]
Eat your broccoli!
No!
S26Super Franchise Me
It's like they don't care if you make money, as long as they make money. What kind of corporation does that?
Homer, if I ever seem that senile, get a gun and...what are you doing with that gun?!
Well, family, we should be proud. We took on corporate America and broke even.
What's your soda refill policy?
All you can drink, if you buy a jumbo cup.
Careful, Marge, that's how I bankrupted a Pizza Hut.
Homer, this is my Freezer-ino!
Seriously, I am getting so tired of those stupid Flanders-isms!
It's the name of the freezer.
Okily-Dokahama?
Right next to Mount Fuji-I'm glad to see you!
S26Treehouse of Horror XXV
It's true, it would be a cold day in Hell when I was popular.
I want to see "Boobs in the Soup"!
There is no "Naked Lunch Lady"! Bart made it up!
The power of Chrysler compels you!
The bed is lifting me, the elevator at work can't even do that.
I was sleeping in the dryer and got caught in your sheets.
MMoe
These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's TV.
You went to Hell and came back a winner like Jesus.
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