Mom, it's trash talk. You know how guys say mean things to their friends the way women say nice things to their enemies?
“The Wreck of the Relationship” · Season 26
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1)
She's under a lot of stress, her husband's at sea.
Homie, the fantasy draft just ended. I got you five kickers. It is called football, right?
[runs to Milhouse with Bart watching a red band trailer] Brief nudity!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Hour 1, Homer tells Bart to eat his broccoli]
Eat your broccoli.
No.
[Hour 3, Homer tells Bart again]
Eat your broccoli.
No.
[Hour 7, Homer and Bart sleeping on the dinner table and Homer turns Bart’s Krusty alarm clock off and tells Bart to eat his broccoli again]
Eat your broccoli!
No!
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