[narrating] Bart won a blue ribbon, but was it worth it?
Lisa! Bath time!
Mom! I'm narrating!
The water's going to get cold!
Fine!
S25The Yellow Badge of Cowardge
[after getting beaten up by Nelson] I'm afraid I don't remember.
[relieved] Whew.
[to Maggie] I suck? You suck!
[stretching a rubber bracelet] Crouch or forehead?
Forehead, for once. [Kearney shoots the rubber bracelet like a slingshot at Milhouse's forehead]
Wha? [He starts to remember about Nelson beating Milhouse up during the school race]
[to Bart, angrily] Bart Simpson! You ran away when I was getting beat up!
[The crowd boos angrily at Bart for his lies]
SMrs. Skinner
Bart's a coward!
He lied to us!
[to Bart] This is an angry sleepover. I'm only doing it 'cause it was on the books.
How can they say I'm past my prime? Me, the voice of Ovaltine.
[while the Gracie Films logo begins, but no music] Usher, will you stop that person who's shushing?
S26Clown in the Dumps
MSMarj Sampsan
All hail the dark lord of the twin moons!
BSBrt Sampsan
Don't have cow, man!
BSBrt Sampsan
Cow, man!
MSMaagi Sampsan
Make purchase of the merchandise!
[to Lisa] The doctor gave us this machine to help him breathe in his sleep, go to bed, I'll take care of him.
[Lisa goes back to her bedroom]
[Homer wheezes in his sleep]
Oh no, oh my god, oh, holy moly, it's not wor-no good, no good, oh, aah, what'll I do?!? Oh, breathe, Homie, breathe.
[at some kind of restaurant]
I'm not going anywhere for at least 10 years. [Hibbert coughs a bit] 5 years? [Hibbert coughs a bit again] 6 months? [Hibbert coughs a bit once again] Should worry about that guy, he's got the cough.
[at a funeral service]
MMan
Worst funeral I have ever live tweeted.
S26The Wreck of the Relationship
Mom, it's trash talk. You know how guys say mean things to their friends the way women say nice things to their enemies?
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