A minute of fun, a lifetime of work. I've never heard of a pregnancy like this.
S25What to Expect When Bart's Expecting
S25Brick Like Me
Come back, I'm a clown! I can't afford to look ridiculous!
Marge, did you replace our regular mirror with a magical mirror from a mystical salesman at a weird store that if we went back to find it, it wouldn't be there anymore?
No.
AAAAHHH!!
Get it together, Homer. I'm sure lots of people every time you look in the mirror and see a hideous flesh monster, just a one-time thing. [sees a reflection of normal self] Oh, brick me! [taps on the glass] Leave me alone! Why don't you go back to where you came from?
[noticing the beer is plastic circles and reflects it to normal] What the--? This isn't beer. Beer is plastic circles. How can I drink-- this?
Marge, would you give up eating steak in the matrix to go slurp goo in Zion?
We don't have that movie here.
Oh, they're so cute when they're Duplo.
It's not selling out. It's co-branding. Co-branding!
Stop it! If you pull out these bricks, the whole school could collapse!
But there's a skunk in there.
[gasps] Scottish steak! [bursts into it, making the whole school collapse, except for the broom closet]
You are going to rebuild on every brick of this school.
Yo soy el language lab!
As an adult who surrounds himself with child's toys, I represent the part of your psyche that prefers this artificial world!
[about the Hunger Games movie spoof] Oh, my God. This is terrible. When do they get to killing the children?
S25Pay Pal
I want you to binge watch all the shows you've ever done.
I've never said no to a binge.
RKRabbi Krustofski
What did the burning bush say?
It said ow! Put me out! How many talking bushes do you think there are?
No one told me this roast would treat me the same way as every roast I've ever seen and laughed at.
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