Come back, I'm a clown! I can't afford to look ridiculous!
“Brick Like Me” · Season 25
In this episode: Homer Simpson (7), Marge Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Krusty the Clown (1), Seymour Skinner (1), Ralph Wiggum (1), Groundskeeper Willie (1), Comic Book Guy (1)
Marge, did you replace our regular mirror with a magical mirror from a mystical salesman at a weird store that if we went back to find it, it wouldn't be there anymore?
No.
AAAAHHH!!
Get it together, Homer. I'm sure lots of people every time you look in the mirror and see a hideous flesh monster, just a one-time thing. [sees a reflection of normal self] Oh, brick me! [taps on the glass] Leave me alone! Why don't you go back to where you came from?
[noticing the beer is plastic circles and reflects it to normal] What the--? This isn't beer. Beer is plastic circles. How can I drink-- this?
Marge, would you give up eating steak in the matrix to go slurp goo in Zion?
We don't have that movie here.
Oh, they're so cute when they're Duplo.
It's not selling out. It's co-branding. Co-branding!
Stop it! If you pull out these bricks, the whole school could collapse!
But there's a skunk in there.
[gasps] Scottish steak! [bursts into it, making the whole school collapse, except for the broom closet]
You are going to rebuild on every brick of this school.
Yo soy el language lab!
As an adult who surrounds himself with child's toys, I represent the part of your psyche that prefers this artificial world!
[about the Hunger Games movie spoof] Oh, my God. This is terrible. When do they get to killing the children?
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