[angrily turns red] Choke on my numb blue hands.
S23A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again
But where does the ship stop again?
I don't know. A lot of barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces, they really hit the poverty nicely.
[as she's being welcomed into the Kid Zone Elite] It's so diverse. I've died and gone to a PBS kids' show.
[after finding Bart's room empty] Bart's been Raptured and his crap's been craptured.
Thanks to you, we're having fun. Before we-had-kids fun!
S23The Spy Who Learned Me
Cleatus the football game robot, you're my only hope.
And now because it's after noon, I can go to Moe's without having a "drinking problem."
Hey, Homer. I could hear your pathetic rationalizing through the door.
This date night was even worse than the date night we saw Date Night.
Nelson took my lunch money again!
Homer, I'm a single mother, trying to raise a family here.
But you're not-
Just zip it.
Trouble in paradise?
No, my marriage.
Now that's what I call a snappy retort.
Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the movie.
S23Ned 'N Edna's Blend
Well, sir. Now we'll have an open marriage.
Um, you do know what that means?
No, but I'm sure Newt Gingrich wouldn't steer us wrong.
Mmmm...historically inaccurate.
People here do not respect boundaries.
Homer, did you just buckle your belt through my loop?
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