The Simpsons quotes

What.

Convenience forever, freshness never!

Homer

Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise - island something.

Bart

It's like going to Hawaii without all the murderous locals.

Homer

Attention, lovers of free office supplies - come and steal things you can easily afford!

Homer

[on the uralarm] Now that's what I call looking out for a number one.

Now, I believe that to solve Homer's problem, he must face what's inside the coffin.

Homer

Forget it, Doc. What if that's my marriage in there?

Bart

Marriage, shmarriage. What's in the box, man? [he opens the coffin, causing the fishes out of the coffin]

Homer

[angrily] See what your monkeyshines have done, boy?

Bart

Still smells better than your gym socks, man.

Homer

[turns red in anger] Why you little... [angrily strangles Bart] I'll teach you to make fun of my socks.

Homer

Lighten up, Marge. I take you to the Disneyland of me and you just want to go to the lost and found.

Homer, you do not yet understand the meaning of karma.

Homer

But isn't karma just an expression of the dhrama?

That is beside the point, okay?

My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy!

Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game. We will notify you if this game comes meaningless.

Homer

What happened to you guys? You used to be cool.

We are the same temperature. We have always been.

Homer

I'm all alone, and when there's some problem due to a human error, guess who's to blame?

Barney

If we've learned anything from The Full Monty, it's that, in a tough economy, ugly people strip for money.

Homer

Oh, that's such a first-take answer!

Bart

[after Maggie offers him her pacifier]: Sorry kid, but there comes a day when that just doesn't do anything anymore.

Bart

Mom! Dad! I woke up and the money jar was full! That means the devil accepted my bargain. Now, to uphold my end of the deal! Snowball II!

Marge

[Puts her hand on his shoulder] No!