I'm sorry but treating people like equals when they most clearly aren't is called what kids?
CChildren
Communism.
S11Last Tap Dance in Springfield
Self-tapping shoes? I'm ever so pissed!
[despite that Lisa is not in stage anymore] Where is Lisa?
[anxiously] This plot is hard enough to follow as it is.
S11It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
And God said, "Gather two of every flavor, anoint them with sixty-two sauces, whipped cream, and nuts, and ye shall call it, 'The Ark'!
[as he eats dinner] This tastes better than God's sweat!
ICIce Cream Store Clerk
[after Marge throws sprinkles at his eyes] I can only see a horrible rainbow!
S11Behind the Laughter
To prolong the run of the series, I was secretly given anti-growth hormones.
[Camera cuts to Homer]
That's ridiculous! How could I even get all five necessary drops into her cereal? [pause] What?
Why did I take such punishment? Let's just say that fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug was the drugs.
[After scenes are shown from the first pilot] Okay, the material was a little corny, but Homer and I showed great chemistry on set.
[Camera cuts to Homer]
Every day, I thought about firing Marge. You know, to shake things up.
[Rehearsal footage from shooting a Simpsons episode]
Son, let's go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes!
Cowabunga, dude!
DDirector
And cut!
Dad, I've never said "cowabunga" in my life! Your script sucks!
[turns his face red in anger] Why you little...! [starts strangling Bart]
DDirector
Hey, that's funny!
[Homer and Bart pause for a moment, then continue with some fake strangling, camera cuts to Homer being interviewed for the program]
And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.
Oh, yeah, Bart was throwing money all over the place. He even paid me and Carl $1,000 to kiss each other!
Hey, did we ever get that money?
I wanna set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute.
AAnnouncer
The dream was over. Coming up: Was the dream really over? Yes, it was. Or was it?
AAnnouncer
The Simpsons started on a wing and a prayer, but now, the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered by Satan.
S12Treehouse of Horror XI
[puzzled about the square-shaped hole in newspaper] Hey, who cut out Beetle Bailey? I want my Miss Buxley fix!
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