[while at Eye Caramba]
"I…8…P P?" [sees Bart writing then turns red in anger and strangles him] Why you little…!
EDEye Doctor
Better, or worse?
Worse!
EDEye Doctor
Better, or worse?
[still in different voice] Much better!
“Last Tap Dance in Springfield” · Season 11
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Vicki Valentine (3), Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (1), Ralph Wiggum (1), Kearney Zzyzwicz (1), Lou (1)
[Marge and Lisa leave the theater after the end of Tango De La Muerte]
Oh, Mom, I want to be a dancer!
That's wonderful, dear. We should ask your father, though. [looks around] Where is he, anyway?
[cut to Homer, whose eyes have crusted over from not taking his eye drops after laser surgery, in the car with the three bullies, Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney. Kearney is driving while Dolph and Jimbo are in the back seat]
[doing a strained, poor impersonation of Marge] Now, Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniel's and a carton of smokes.
Yes, dear.
[Dolph and Jimbo snicker from the back seat and exchange a high-five]
Teacher, my shoes are making noise!
You must be Ralph.
My daddy shoots people!
For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion, the mall has it all.
PCPolice Chief Wiggum
[Upon having set up a human sized mouse trap, wherein an anvil is attached with a rope to it.] We’ll catch that mall rat.
Sure hope this Acme kit works.
PCPolice Chief Wiggum
Gosh, that cheese looks good. Think I could grab it before that anvil hits?.
I don't know, Chief. It's a million to one.
PCPolice Chief Wiggum
I like those odds! [Grunts] - [Snickering] - [Wiggum Groaning] My mistake was grabbing the cheese.
I'm sorry but treating people like equals when they most clearly aren't is called what kids?
CChildren
Communism.
Self-tapping shoes? I'm ever so pissed!
[despite that Lisa is not in stage anymore] Where is Lisa?
[anxiously] This plot is hard enough to follow as it is.
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