Squeaky-Voiced Teen quotes from The Simpsons

Squeaky-Voiced Teen

And God said, "Gather two of every flavor, anoint them with sixty-two sauces, whipped cream, and nuts, and ye shall call it, 'The Ark'!

Homer

[places a dollar on the counter] I'd like a colossal donut, please. Just like the one on the sign. [Homer is given a regular-sized donut] D'oh! Nuts... That's false advertising!

Squeaky-Voiced Teen

Sorry, sir. No refunds.

Homer

[slowly] I paid for a colossal donut, and I'm gonna get a colossal donut! [walks away]

Squeaky-Voiced Teen

You don't scare us.

Bart

Way to guard the parking lot, top gun.

Squeaky-Voiced Teen

I have three medals for this!

Leonard Nimoy

And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not alone in the universe, I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night.

Squeaky-Voiced Teen

[off camera] Uh, Mr. Nimoy? We have ten minutes left.

Leonard Nimoy

Oh. Uh, fine. Let me, uh, just get something out of my car.

Squeaky-Voiced Teen

I don't think he's coming back.

Bart

When you want grease, go to the source. Good old Krusty Burger!

Homer

I'll say! Look at that red-headed kid. There must be $40 worth of grease on his forehead alone.

Bart

Uh, I was thinking more of the deep frier.

Homer

Whatever, we'll try it your way.

Squeaky-Voiced Teen

Can I help you, sir?

Homer

[leaning uncomfortably close to Squeaky-Voiced Teen] My... God, you're greasy.

Squeaky-Voiced Teen

Mr. Maruka, help!

Squeaky Voiced teen

Sir, you can't...

Homer

[flashes his card at the teen] All access!

Squeaky Voiced Teen

[salutes] Oh. Sorry!

Lindsey Naegle

I dream of an America with nudity and F-words on network TV. Where the whole world doesn't stop because a school bus did. Children are the future... today belongs to me!

[with their fists raised] YAY!

Homer Simpson

You can’t change the rules in the middle of the game! We never would've had these kids if we thought we had to pay for them. Promises were made!

Luigi

Hey, tough tortellini! I am a-sick and a-tired of printing a-children's menu! Let Mickey Meatball find his own way out of the maze! [spits] Apooey!

Mel

We're sick and tired of buying overpriced tickets for your lousy school plays!

Marge

Then how would we ever get to see Camelot?!

Mel

We'll merely watch the movie on tape!

Marge

Hmm..., is that better? Well, to me, Ralph Wiggum is Sir Lancelot.

[singing] If ever I would leave you, it wouldn't be in summer!

BOOOOOOOOOO!

Lindsey Naegle

Ladies and Gentlemen! Let's kill every child... FRIENDLY THING IN TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

[As they were dismissed to take actions] YAY!

Squeaky-voiced Teen

It's time to put away my childish things... [in a deep voice] ...and become a man!

Squeaky Voiced Teen

Oh, I'm sorry, sir. The computer says that the movie Chocolate Star Wars doesn't exist.

Homer

I say you don't exist!

Squeaky Voiced Teen

No, I'm right here under "staff."

Comic Book Guy

[after Richard is kidnapped] Whoa! He's gone!

Doug

There must be a Stargate in this stadium!

Everybody look for it!

Comic Book Guy

Wait, wait! I have some even more exciting news! There's a girl in the audience!

Everybody look for her!

Willie

This is a kilt! And I'm not a girl!

Squeaky-Voiced Teen

You're the closest we'll ever get! Get him!