TDTaxi Driver
Those smart cars are cutting into our business. We used to get uber amounts of work giving people lifts.
“My Fare Lady” · Season 26
In this episode: Moe Szyslak (3), Homer Simpson (1), Mr. Burns (1)
They say you catch more flies with honey, I say with fly traps.
MMoe
The only reason you haven't been fired is because your file here has been holding up a sofa that was missing a leg.
Look, Moe. The least you can let me do is anything I want.
MMoe
You guys cost me my chance with a woman of certain age!
MMoe
I'm broke. Now I am going to have to live on my savings here. [Opens cash register] ALL RIGHT WHO RUBBED MY NICKELS?!!?
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