The Simpsons · Season 23
The lightest, most desirable computer in the world, for the next three weeks - the Mapple Void.
I'll take it, provided you charge me for services that Google offers for free.
We already have!
Sweet.
I have a thousand friends! And only eight of them are Milhouse!
Man, this website makes talking drunk to my wife so much safer.
Uh-oh. Doctor Hibbert keeps liking Bumblebee Man's posts. That's how it starts.
[growls] Down in front! Ohhhh…dammit! Why do kids have heads?
[after the data is comprised and it's down] Time to get a life.
From now on, I'll dominate you in ways you don't realize.
Worst climbing Everest!
I dump on you, and you take it. That's how friendship works.
Marguerite, I leave to fight in Flanders. Stupid Flanders!
[to Moe] This...is episode 499.
Now that's a spicy meet-cube!
We show girls love on Valentine's Day, and they let us blow things up on the Fourth of July. I just pray they never fall on the same day.
Luckily, she doesn't know that our viewing platforms are... multi.
I'll have you know I'm also a hair donor. Salma Hayek wore me to the Oscars.
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