“The D'oh-cial Network” · Season 23
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Lisa Simpson (1), Lenny Leonard (1), Grampa Simpson (1), Comic Book Guy (1)
And I created an alcoholic hippo.
You never showed it to me!
A stupid alcoholic hippo!
I still want to see it!
There is no hippo!
Then why did you say that?
'Cause you're the hippo!
Are you just saying that because you don't want me to see the hippo?
I don't have a hippo!
The lightest, most desirable computer in the world, for the next three weeks - the Mapple Void.
I'll take it, provided you charge me for services that Google offers for free.
We already have!
Sweet.
I have a thousand friends! And only eight of them are Milhouse!
Man, this website makes talking drunk to my wife so much safer.
Uh-oh. Doctor Hibbert keeps liking Bumblebee Man's posts. That's how it starts.
[growls] Down in front! Ohhhh…dammit! Why do kids have heads?
[after the data is comprised and it's down] Time to get a life.
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