I'll have you know I'm also a hair donor. Salma Hayek wore me to the Oscars.
“At Long Last Leave” · Season 23
In this episode: Homer Simpson (6), Carl Carlson (2), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Grampa Simpson (1)
[to Maggie] Let her slice off the tip of your ear and she'll go right to sleep.
No.
That's not a choice you get to make.
Ohh, I always thought tarred and feathered was just a figure of speech. Good luck patching pot holes and stuffing pillows now!
I pick up books like you pick up beers!
Then you have a serious reading problem.
Sorry, Dad. I was afraid of the dragon wouldn't cough the moon back up.
You idgit! Dragon always coughs the moon back up.
[hear the bullies] Someone's downstairs!
Don't even bother shooting us. We found a new place we love. It may not have indoor plumbing, but it has something else we treasure more.
Yeah, non jerks!
[The crowd gasps as Quimby and Wiggum realizes they were unfair to the Simpsons.]
In our new community people accept each other for who they are. I thought I wanted to come back to my house, but instead I'm going back to my Home!
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