“Milhouse of Sand and Fog” · Season 17
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Marge Simpson (4), Bart Simpson (3)
[Maggie has chickenpox]
Homer, don't touch her, you've never had chickenpox.
I know, and you did and you're great.
Oh, I'm just saying it's very dangerous if you get it as an adult. It could leave you sterile, down there.
Ugh, you always gotta work blue don't you Marge?
[Homer leaves, but pokes his head through]
You're better than that.
Well, me thinks the lady doth protest too much.
You don't trust me? After I salved every chicken pock on your ungrateful body? How dare you?
[turns red in anger] I'm still waiting for that "no".
Get out of this house!
Gladly! [angrily grabs his suitcase and opens the refrigerator door to packs the food out from the refrigerator, closes his suitcase, leaves the house]
This is all my fault! I planted Mom's bra in Milhouse's parents' bed!
[turns red in anger] Why, you little...! [starts strangling Bart]
Homer, I can save you both. Just let go of the rock!
Homer whimpers in fear
Just do it! Trust me!
Okay.
Homer releases the rock as Marge, with a rope tied to her ankle and the tree, lunges after her son and husband. Homer grabs onto her hair, whilst Bart grabs onto Homer's leg, hanging on for dear life.
Mom, Dad, I'd give a kajillion dollars for you two to get back together.
Make it 2 kajillion.
Homer!
We'll lose the first kajillion to taxes.
Does this mean you and Dad might get a D-A-V-U-R-S?
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