Whatever happened to please and thank you?
I think they killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals.
“The Girl Who Slept Too Little” · Season 17
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (2)
Lisa, when you've sustained as many blows to the head as I have, consistency becomes a.. something... something.. I love you Bart!
"Stamps rule! I mean, suck!"
[spots at a construction out the window] It's a little too spooky for me! And I don't even like watching counting vampires. Go back to your own country!
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