Do you really need all these Kurt Vonnegut novels?
They self-reference each other!
S23Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson
[offscreen during credits] When's our next game? Are we going to New York, or-- [The Gracie Films logo appears.] Oh.
S23The D'oh-cial Network
And I created an alcoholic hippo.
You never showed it to me!
A stupid alcoholic hippo!
I still want to see it!
There is no hippo!
Then why did you say that?
'Cause you're the hippo!
Are you just saying that because you don't want me to see the hippo?
I don't have a hippo!
MSMapple Salesperson
The lightest, most desirable computer in the world, for the next three weeks - the Mapple Void.
I'll take it, provided you charge me for services that Google offers for free.
MSMapple Salesperson
We already have!
Sweet.
I have a thousand friends! And only eight of them are Milhouse!
Man, this website makes talking drunk to my wife so much safer.
Uh-oh. Doctor Hibbert keeps liking Bumblebee Man's posts. That's how it starts.
[growls] Down in front! Ohhhh…dammit! Why do kids have heads?
[after the data is comprised and it's down] Time to get a life.
S23Moe Goes from Rags to Riches
From now on, I'll dominate you in ways you don't realize.
Worst climbing Everest!
I dump on you, and you take it. That's how friendship works.
Marguerite, I leave to fight in Flanders. Stupid Flanders!
S23The Daughter Also Rises
[to Moe] This...is episode 499.
Now that's a spicy meet-cube!
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