I won't say, but his initials are S.F.
RRoz
Stupid Flanders!
S23Replaceable You
You're my personal savior.
Thank you, but I don't approve...
Hail Flanders, mightier than Jesus.
She's the most evil person to come out of Ohio since LeBron. But at least he thought long and hard before screwing everybody over. In public. For no reason.
FProfessor Fink
Hello, Miss Wyoming. I'll have to climb your Grand Tetons to another night.
WMiss Wyoming
[after receiving Frink's call] WHY WON'T HE LOVE ME!? [cries on her bed]
If an emergency alarm goes off, there's ear plugs in the top drawer.
Marge, get my seal club, the big one!
To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.
I really need that cootie shot, my dog and I accidentally touched tongues.
How is this accidentally when it's the fifth time?
S23The Food Wife
I've come around on hipsters. It takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat.
Krustyland has a new ride, the Eyeballs of Death. It only passed the safety by a 3 to 2 vote. And that third didn't come cheap.
I don't eat anything new unless I've eaten it before.
They're using pancakes as spoons.
Ooh, let's see what else they're doing wrong.
SPORTS stands for Strict Parental Oversight Rather Than Sports.
What if we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?
That's good, Marge. Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
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